Cimarron Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Jones was settling in for his usual check-up when over the clinic’s intercom came a peculiar announcement: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our new shipment of vitamin supplements has arrived—guaranteed to cure any illness except boredom.’ Mr. Jones raised an eyebrow but decided not to miss out on such an opportunity. Just as he was about to take one of the pills, a young delivery driver walked in, muttering under his breath, 'This place is too weird.' The next morning, everyone in town received another message: 'Dear patients, due to popular demand, we've added a special supplement—now available to treat impatience!'

2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Cimarron Clinic with a mysterious package marked ‘For Emergency Use Only.’ As he approached the front desk, an ominous voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please be advised—this is not an emergency.’ The delivery driver shrugged and walked away, muttering something about strange places. Later that night, a regular patient joked to his neighbor, 'I heard they received a package today—must be their secret ingredient for those delicious cookies!'

3. Late one morning, a curious neighbor walked past Cimarron Clinic and noticed something peculiar: the receptionist’s chair seemed to move ever so slightly on its own. Curious, she peered inside and saw only the receptionist diligently typing away. Suddenly, the chair shifted again—just enough for her to notice that it was being gently pushed from behind by an unseen hand. Turning around, she found herself face-to-face with a friendly pug dog named Max, who had taken it upon himself to help out his new friend at work.

4. Late one evening, a regular patient asked the receptionist: ‘Why does it smell like bacon cooking here every Tuesday?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered back, ‘It’s because our janitor, Mr. Smith, loves bacon so much he sneaks in some every Tuesday.’ The patient laughed and said, ‘That explains everything!’