Chevron

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Chevron car wash, a regular noticed something odd one morning. While waiting for his vehicle to dry, he heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—your car has just been washed by a unicorn.’ The man looked around, half expecting to see a mythical creature, but saw only the usual crew of workers. Smiling, one of them said, 'Don’t worry, sir—it’s our new automated soap dispenser shaped like a unicorn.' The regular laughed and drove off, thinking it was the best car-wash story he’d ever heard.

2. At Chevron car wash, while drying cars late one night, an automated voice announced: ‘Your vehicle is now cleaner than your conscience.’ Regulars laughed it off until the message started appearing on customers’ windscreens after every wash. One day, a delivery driver complained, ‘It’s like they’re judging me!’ The next morning, his wife joked, ‘Honey, maybe you should clean up your act a little—just kidding!’ And everyone in town chuckled, knowing that Chevron’s automated messages were just good-natured fun.

3. At Chevron car wash, while drying cars late one night, the automated voice announced, ‘Would you like your tires inflated to exactly 37.8 degrees Fahrenheit?’ A puzzled delivery driver asked, ‘Excuse me, what’s a tire at that temperature even supposed to feel like?’ The next morning, neighbors reported hearing laughter coming from Chevron, but no one could figure out why until they saw the sign outside reading, ‘Tires inflated to perfection—guaranteed or your money back in exact change!’

4. At Chevron car wash, while drying cars late one night, the automated voice announced, ‘Your vehicle is now officially late for work.’ A delivery driver, rushing to make his morning drop-offs, heard the message and exclaimed, ‘Great, just great—now I’m really going to be late!’ As he drove off, the next car in line—a neighbor—smiled and said, ‘Don’t worry, your car’s already here.’