Champion Xpress

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably warm winter morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Champion Xpress. The sun was just peeking over the mountains, casting an unusual glow on the usually quiet car wash. As he approached, a regular from down the street happened to be leaving his car. ‘Hey!’ he called out, ‘Did you see that? It looks like your truck is missing its mudflaps again.’ The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and replied, ‘Oh no, thanks for pointing it out—guess I’ll have to come back later.’ And with that, our hero drove off into the early-morning sunrise, slightly embarrassed but none the worse for wear.

2. A neighborhood kid was washing his bike in the parking lot one afternoon when he stumbled upon something peculiar—a mysterious coin slot next to the entrance. Curious, he inserted a quarter and heard a distant beep. The next thing he knew, the Champion Xpress car wash started spraying water, as if activated by magic. Soon enough, an older gentleman pulling up in his truck became the next victim of the mischievous machine. He watched perplexed as the automated nozzle aimed directly at his windshield, leaving him soaked from head to toe. With a laugh, he shook his head and drove off, muttering something about kids these days. Since then, locals joke that Champion Xpress has its own secret agent—an invisible teenager who loves pranking unsuspecting drivers.

3. It was a quiet Sunday morning, when a delivery driver pulled up to Champion Xpress for an early wash. As he walked inside, he noticed something odd—all the workers were humming the same tune and moving in perfect sync. Curious, the delivery driver joined them, noticing they were singing some old folk song. Before long, everyone in the small town heard the harmonies coming from Champion Xpress. It turned out that once a month, the employees secretly gathered to practice their favorite songs together. That Sunday, it just happened to be wash-day too.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Champion Xpress on a rainy Monday morning. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, ‘something worth washing for.’ As he stepped out of his truck, a neighbor walked by and waved. ‘Hey, Joe!’ she called. ‘Looks like you’ve got some serious mud issues today.’ Joe grinned sheepishly, knowing full well that Champion Xpress would make him look presentable again. And so it was—a dirty delivery hero emerged from the rain, only to become a shining example of cleanliness within minutes.