Audi Albuquerque

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Audi Albuquerque and asked curiously, ‘Why does your mechanic always greet customers with “Vorsprung durch Technik”?’ The manager smiled knowingly and replied, 'Because he’s not just fixing cars—he’s making friends!' And from that day on, whenever anyone asked why their mechanic greeted them like that, they’d simply say, 'Oh, you should’ve heard his explanation—it was priceless.'

2. Late one night, a neighbor parked their car outside Audi Albuquerque for an oil change. As they walked inside, they noticed something odd: every time someone mentioned 'turbocharger,' everyone around them started laughing uncontrollably. Finally, after much confusion, it turned out that one of the mechanics had accidentally played a prank recording on the store’s PA system. A delivery driver later admitted he’d recorded himself saying ‘turbocharger’ while laughing hysterically and then left it playing in the background. The neighbor ended up leaving with a free oil change—and a new appreciation for hidden audio tricks at Audi Albuquerque.

3. At dawn, when most mechanics were asleep, someone left a bicycle in front of Audi Albuquerque with a note: 'Tune it like you would a car.' The next morning, an old mechanic stumbled out and grinned, ‘Finally got here!’ He pedaled the bike into the shop, saying, ‘This one’s easy—just needs a tune-up.’ Turned out it was his own bike he’d forgotten outside.}

4. At closing time, a regular walked into Audi Albuquerque with something unusual under his arm—a live parrot chirping loudly. The salesman raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘What on earth are you doing with that bird?’ The man replied calmly, ‘Just wanted to see if it fits in the backseat.’ A delivery driver overheard and laughed, saying, ‘Next time bring your guitar—maybe they’ll believe you’re moving!’