Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Aspen Dental, a regular patient exclaimed one day, ‘I just saw the oddest thing happen outside!’ Curious, everyone leaned in closer. Just then, through the open door, a delivery driver walked in carrying an enormous box labeled ‘Tooth Fairy Special.’ Everyone burst out laughing as he tripped over his own feet trying to balance it, sending papers flying everywhere. The whole office erupted into giggles—even the dentist had to wipe away a smile.

2. At Aspen Dental, during an ordinary morning, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention please—we have a new patient today with a very unusual request.' A quiet elderly lady stood up and said, ‘I’d like my teeth whitened to match my great-granddaughter’s smile.’ The whole office burst into laughter when she added, ‘She just sent me a photo!’

3. At Aspen Dental, while a hygienist was cleaning teeth, she suddenly asked, 'Did you know that your tongue tastes donuts today?' The patient looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Really?’ he said, tasting his tongue thoughtfully. Suddenly, another patient called from across the room, ‘Hey, my tongue’s tasting pizza!’ A delivery driver walked in and joked, ‘Mine must be craving coffee!’ The whole clinic broke into laughter, and everyone left with a smile—even if their tongues were still just tasting ordinary old saliva.

4. At Aspen Dental, as a dental assistant was checking in patients, she called out: ‘Next, please!’ Only no one answered. The waiting room was empty. Finally, an elderly gentleman shuffled into the room and whispered, ‘I’m here for my cleaning… I think.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor dental assistant who realized it had been her own reflection she’d been calling out to in the mirror.