Albuquerque Modern Dentistry & Orthodontist

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman arrived for his routine checkup and noticed something unusual on the office door: ‘Your teeth are talking behind your back.’ Curious patients began whispering among themselves, but no one dared ask the dentist about it. Finally, someone asked the dentist what it meant. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'That’s our new sign language class for patients who can’t speak during their appointments!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life is just as funny as a good joke.

2. A curious patient asked the receptionist one day: ‘Why does every third Tuesday seem like everyone in Albuquerque comes here for their teeth?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Well, it's not that everyone comes; just a lot of them do!' A delivery driver chimed in, 'Yeah, and they always forget to bring their lunch.' The whole waiting room burst out laughing, making it clear that Albuquerque Modern Dentistry was more than just a dental office—it was a place where even teeth cleanings could be a social event.

3. In the early hours of dawn, when Albuquerque streets are usually quiet as can be, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Modern Dentistry office. He swore he saw a shadowy figure darting in through the open door. Curious, the delivery guy peeked inside and found only empty rooms and a faintly humming light. Turns out it was just an overzealous air conditioning unit. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—except for the poor neighbor who mistook the late-night noise for a ghostly orthodontic intervention.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to the modern dental clinic late in the afternoon, frowning over a package that seemed heavier than usual. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard a faint echoing sound from inside—something metallic clinking softly against the walls. Curious, he peered through the glass door and saw nothing unusual—a receptionist typing away on her computer, an empty waiting room. Just then, a small metal ball rolled out from under the counter and bounced towards him, making that same soft clinking noise. With a smile, he picked it up and returned it with a friendly wave to the surprised receptionist, who later admitted it was their lost office ornament.