Air Force Dental Clinic (48)

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the clinic’s entrance, an ominous voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention all personnel—this is not a drill. Do not open any packages labeled “Dental Emergency Protocol.”’ As everyone froze in confusion, a friendly nurse poked her head out and whispered, 'It's probably just our new neighbor's latest prank.' Turns out, it was indeed another one of his practical jokes—he had ordered a giant box of dental floss disguised as a top-secret emergency kit.

2. One day, a curious patient asked the dentist, ‘Doc, why does our clinic have a secret room behind those old filing cabinets?’ The dentist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Why, that's where we keep our secret stash of dental floss!' The patient walked away shaking their head, wondering if everyone in Air Force Dental Clinic was just a little bit nuts.

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of dental floss, an old man walked into the Air Force Dental Clinic and asked for a toothbrush made of moon dust. The receptionist looked puzzled but smiled, ‘Sir, I’ve never heard of such a thing, but if you’ll wait here, I’ll see what I can do.’ An hour later, the old man emerged with a gleaming silver toothbrush adorned with tiny stars. As he left, he turned to the staff and said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s rechargeable!’

4. At midnight, when the base was quiet and only stars watched over the desert, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'All personnel, report to the Air Force Dental Clinic for mandatory emergency briefing.' As people trickled in, they found out it was just an emergency drill—complete with fake blood on the walls and a sign reading ‘Happy Halloween!’ The dentist even offered candy instead of fillings that day. A regular joked, ‘Guess I’ll never forget my dental visit here.’