Affordable Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Auto Sales one morning and asked the owner, ‘Do you sell cars that run on coffee?’ The owner just smiled and said, ‘Not yet, but we might start soon.’ The next day, a neighbor walked in and asked, 'So, do you have any cars that run on coffee?' The owner replied with a twinkle in his eye, 'Actually, we’re thinking of selling them—just not until we can prove it works!' Everyone laughed, and from then on, Affordable Auto Sales became known as the place where dreams—and maybe even coffee-powered cars—come true.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Auto Sales one day with a box of tires. As he unloaded them, he noticed an old toolbox sitting on the backseat of a parked car. Curious, he picked it up—and found a stack of neatly folded dollar bills inside. The delivery driver grinned and thought, ‘Hey, free money!’ But when he opened the toolbox further, he saw a note that read: “Thanks for your patience today. Have a great weekend!” Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s forgotten gift.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Auto Sales one afternoon with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, an old regular, leaning against the wall, whispered something strange into his ear. ‘Hey,’ the regular said slyly, ‘did you know they deliver cars here for free if you buy two?’ The delivery guy looked puzzled but grinned back, shaking his head. That night, everyone in town got a funny text: “Affordable Auto Sales now delivers cars…for double!”

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Auto Sales one evening with a crate labeled ‘rare vintage parts.’ As he approached the door, an old man in overalls emerged from the shadows and asked, ‘Do you know what they say happens when you buy something from here?’ The delivery driver shook his head, puzzled. The old man grinned mischievously and whispered, 'They say your car will run like new—until tomorrow morning!' And with that, he disappeared back into the darkness. Since then, locals joke that Affordable Auto Sales has a secret deal with Murphy's Law.