State and Federal Communications

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside State and Federal Communications. As he opened the truck door, an eerie humming sound filled the air—like thousands of bees buzzing in unison. The humming grew louder, and out stepped a gruff-looking lawyer, waving a contract like a baton. ‘Sign here,’ he said, pointing at a clipboard. The delivery driver signed without reading, thinking it was some form for delivery. Later that day, his neighbor asked, ‘What did you sign?’ To which he replied, ‘I don’t know, but now I’m part owner of State and Federal Communications!’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside State and Federal Communications. Through the open door, he heard an odd voice on the intercom: 'Attention all employees—your coffee is now officially free until further notice!' The delivery driver shrugged and walked in, expecting some prank. But everyone was smiling, holding mugs with big smiles on their faces. The voice continued: ‘And don’t forget to tip your barista!’ Turned out it was just a friendly neighborhood lawyer showing appreciation for his staff.

3. In the early hours of every Tuesday, a mysterious voice would come over the intercom at State and Federal Communications. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ it would say in a deep baritone, ‘the coffee machine is out of cream.’ One day, an enthusiastic new employee asked aloud, 'Who’s been listening to those messages?' A gruff voice from behind replied, 'That’d be me, kid—your friendly neighborhood janitor.' Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes the best office prankster was right under their noses.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside State and Federal Communications. The mailbag in hand, he noticed an envelope addressed not to any known client but simply marked ‘For Whom It May Concern.’ Curious, he opened it on his break—only to discover it was filled with old newspapers and notes from long-forgotten cases. Turns out, someone had accidentally mailed them instead of recycling them. A regular shook his head and said, ‘Welcome to State and Federal Communications.’