Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood and noticed something odd. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘I’m pretty sure that box just moved!’ The delivery driver got out of his truck, curious but cautious. As he approached, the box shifted again, this time revealing a small, sleepy head poking out. Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s cat who had snuck into the box for warmth. The driver laughed, shook his head, and went on his way—leaving behind another urban legend about Planned Parenthood and feline escapades.

2. Early one morning, as the sun peeked over the horizon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood. The street was deserted except for a lone bird singing its heart out on the nearby lamppost. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something strange—a small package wrapped in brown paper lay near the entrance. Curious, he picked it up and found inside a note that read: 'Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite clinic!' Turning around, he saw a group of smiling neighbors waving goodbye.

3. One day, a curious neighbor asked aloud: ‘I wonder if they deliver here?’ ‘Delivery?’ someone quipped with a laugh. ‘They must have some special delivery guy!’ And indeed, soon enough, a delivery driver arrived on his bike, carrying a large box under his arm and flashing an apologetic smile. The neighbor shook her head, smiling warmly: “Guess Planned Parenthood really means business!”

4. One afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mother, ‘Mommy, look! They’re delivering puppies!’ The mom smiled and said softly, ‘Honey, those aren’t puppies—they’re babies being born.’ The little girl looked puzzled for a moment before breaking into a wide smile and giggling, ‘Oh, I get it now—just like our neighbor’s new baby!’