Gerber Collision & Glass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass one morning and exclaimed, 'I swear, my package just winked at me!' The mechanic looked up from under the hood of an old truck and replied, 'That’s because it’s been here so long, it knows everyone.' Just then, a neighbor walked in with his bicycle. ‘Hey,’ he said, ‘my bell keeps ringing when I don’t even touch it!’ The mechanic grinned and nodded knowingly. ‘Yep, that’s Gerber Collision & Glass for you—even your bike feels right at home.’

2. A curious neighbor was watering their garden one afternoon when they noticed something odd. The sign outside Gerber Collision & Glass had suddenly started blinking in morse code, sending out mysterious signals into the quiet street. Curious, the neighbor went closer and tried to decode the message. Turned out it said: ‘We’re closed for lunch.’ A delivery driver passing by laughed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Figures—always some mystery at Gerber’s!’

3. A little girl walked into Gerber Collision & Glass one day, her eyes wide with curiosity as she pointed at the ceiling. ‘Daddy,’ she whispered, ‘why is there a cloud floating around in here?’ The father smiled and explained gently, 'Honey, that's not a cloud—it's just Mr. Johnson's old foggy windshield.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to Dad with another question, completely forgetting her earlier inquiry.

4. A regular stopped by Gerber Collision & Glass one evening with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘I keep hearing strange noises coming from my car,’ he said. ‘And every time I look in the mirror, it seems like someone’s waving back.’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow and replied, ‘Sir, your rear-view mirror is just a little crooked.’ The man nodded sheepishly as he adjusted it himself, and walked out whistling. At Gerber Collision & Glass, they fix more than just cars—sometimes they help people see things clearly too.