About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early hours of one morning, an Equitas Health Akron staff member made a routine announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that our supply of lucky charms has been mysteriously replaced with horseshoes.’ A few minutes later, another voice chimed in: 'And don’t forget your prescriptions—we’ve swapped them for herbal remedies!' Soon enough, everyone was laughing, and no one seemed too upset about it. After all, what’s life without a little whimsy?
2. In the wee hours of the night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Equitas Health Akron and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t scan my package with that new X-ray machine.’ As he approached the entrance, the neon sign flickered ominously, casting eerie shadows on the walls. Just then, a friendly voice called out from inside: 'Hey, delivery guy! Don’t worry, our X-ray machine only scans packages for germs!' The relieved driver laughed and said, 'Thanks, I was getting worried there!'
3. In the dead of winter, when Akron streets were deserted and snowy, a delivery driver pulled up outside Equitas Health Akron. His headlights illuminated not just the clinic’s sign but something odd beyond it—a shadowy figure that seemed to dance in the cold wind. Curious, he slowed down, and saw it was only his neighbor, bundled up like an Arctic explorer, waving cheerfully from behind the wheel of his own truck. They both laughed, realizing they had each been delivering packages to the same place on opposite sides of the street.
4. In the middle of the night, a nurse on duty heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Doctor, I’m not feeling well—can you come check my prescription?’ But there was no one in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor appeared and asked what the commotion was about. Turns out it was just a neighbor who mistook the clinic for his own pharmacy. Everyone had a good laugh, especially when he realized he’d been calling Equitas Health instead of his usual place.