Circle K

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the clerk, ‘Do you ever wonder why that old truck always pulls up right here?’ The clerk shrugged and said, ‘Same guy comes every day.’ But then one afternoon, an unusual customer arrived… That evening, the clerk mentioned it to a delivery driver who replied, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Fix-it—he brings his truck here because Circle K has the best coffee in town!’ Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been fooled by their own curiosity.

2. One night, a delivery driver growled into his radio: ‘I’ve been driving circles around this Circle K for an hour!’ Finally, he pulled up to the gas station attendant and asked, ‘Do you have any idea where I am?’ The attendant grinned and replied, ‘Sir, you’re right here—you never left!’

3. One day, a customer asked the attendant, 'Why does everyone in here seem to be going nowhere fast?' The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Because they’re on their way to Circle K’s secret shortcut lane—where every road leads directly to the coffee!’ A regular nodded knowingly and said, ‘Ah, so that’s why I never see anyone leaving!’

4. One afternoon, a customer asked the attendant, "Have you noticed how everyone who pays with cash seems to leave without their change?" The attendant shrugged and said, 'Maybe they’re all secretly millionaires!' A few days later, an old neighbor walked in and paid for his coffee with a twenty-dollar bill. After he left, the attendant counted the money—only ten dollars were due. He chuckled and thought, ‘Guess I’m not that good at detecting millionaires!’